Ah Beng

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM