November 16, 2017

Lemang dan satay

My breakfast today.

2 potong lemang + 5 cucuk satay ayam = RM4

Berbaloi-baloi uols.

November 8, 2017

Lunch at school #4

Nasi + ikan + rebung = RM4

October 23, 2017

Don't laugh, collection 2

A deer
Emmett: What do you call a deer without eye?
Mummy: No idea (no eye dear).

Emmett: Why a dinosaur cannot clap their hands?
Answer: Because they are dead.

Mummy: Emmett, you have 2 erasers in your pencil-case, right? Take out one of it, you might lost both of them tomorrow.
Emmett: Mum, I never lose my eraser.
Eugene: haha, name 1 time that you didn’t lose your eraser.
Emmett: I never lose them, they just walked away from me!