Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
6 comments:
LOL
miahahaaa.. that's so funny :)
hahahah..ah beng ah beng....=)
Hahahahah...memang aBeng betol
Kadang2 suka gak layan lawak ah beng ni, nang lawak bodo la.
chali eh..hihih.. nice one!
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