June 25, 2009

Ah Beng

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,

'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


Ah Beng : I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.


Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?

Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.


Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense

Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


Gallivanter said...


Kris and Nadia said...

miahahaaa.. that's so funny :)

Ivy Metaga said...

hahahah..ah beng ah beng....=)

Willie said...

Hahahahah...memang aBeng betol

lvynana said...

Kadang2 suka gak layan lawak ah beng ni, nang lawak bodo la.

Anonymous said...

chali eh..hihih.. nice one!